*THIS REVIEW WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK*

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You know, between this, Infinity War and finally getting round to finishing Neon Genesis Evangelion, this past week-and-a-half has been a pretty wild ride for me media-wise. And with regards to SU, I don’t seem to be the only one- the overwhelming reaction to these new episodes seems to be almost total disbelief to the point of re-evaluating the show’s entire mythos.

Fortunately, it’s actually not really complaining going on so much as bewilderment at how completely the new revelations these episodes bring are game-changers. There’s basically no way to really discuss it without spoiling everything, so if you haven’t seen the new episodes yet and want to know what they’re like, stop reading and go and watch them. Long story short: they’re good, and absolutely intense.

For those who’ve seen them, or who don’t mind getting well and truly spoiled, let’s dive in.

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Can’t Go Back

To be honest, Lapis is probably one of the most contentious characters in the whole show, in no small part because she’s complex and morally grey, well-intentioned for the most part but traumatized and intensely fearful. And this episode plays to practically all the bests you can go to with her character, so if you like Lapis, you are in for a ride.

When Ronaldo finds the barn on the moon through his new telescope and tells Steven about it, he heads there himself and tracks down Lapis, who confesses she’s simultaneously too afraid to go back to Earth and confront the Gems having done what she did and too lonely to flee to the deep recesses of space to be safe from the Diamonds.

For the most part, it’s kinda reminiscent of Same Old World- something I was grateful for, since that was the episode that cemented Lapis as one of my favourite characters and showed that she was capable of recovering from her abusive past and having a healthy friendship with someone. While the story is functionally similar, it’s almost the inverse of that episode- rather than her and Steven looking hopefully to the future, she’s looking mournfully to the past she left. 

It’s also striking how it shows the extent to which her previous abuse at the hands of Jasper and her fear of suffering again lead her to inadvertently harm others, and the episode communicates that in a sensitive way, reminiscent of how survivors of abuse or people with mental illnesses like depression or anxiety sometimes do self-destructive or selfish things without intending to hurt those close to them. While I can’t say I liked the ending, which was quite a downer after Lapis seemed to be recovering and leaves few clues when she’ll reappear, I have to admit that, like Raising The Barn, it was well-executed and it’d be unfair of me to claim it was bad just because I want Lapis to be happy.

Perhaps the highlight of the episode is Lapis’ song, ‘The Distant Shore’, a really poignant and beautifully performed demonstration of her feelings about what she’s done and her loneliness without the support of Steven, the Gems and Peridot. It kinda makes me wish she’d had a song at some point in the last 4 seasons, given that for me this song ranks up there with ‘It’s Over, Isn’t It’ or ‘Here Comes A Thought’ for the show’s most poignant.

On top of all that, the initial part of the episode actually manages to make Ronaldo funny for the first time in a while, which is no mean feat. I can thoroughly recommend this episode- it’s an emotional rollercoaster ride, but is compelling and genuinely engaging to watch.

Speaking of emotional rollercoaster rides…

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A Single Pale Rose

I honestly can’t remember an episode that's made the fandom go quite so collectively nuts as this one has. It’s hardly surprising given it explains to us one of the single biggest mysteries of the show’s mythos so far, and raises a lot of additional questions about how the characters’ dynamics will change in the coming episodes.

After having seen something weird in his dream while on the moon with Lapis, Steven asks Pearl if she shattered Pink Diamond rather than Rose, to which she responds by texting him to say she’d like to but can’t, and asking him to go into her gem to find it. This leads to an Inception-like sequence of him meeting Pearls inside Pearl, going further and further back into her past, to finally find out the truth about what happened with Pink Diamond along the way.

It’s one of the first episodes to really delve into Pearl’s life for quite a while, and we see a nice mix of surface-level things that have been affecting her life recently (like all the numbers she’s gotten from women interested in her, and her compulsive cataloguing nature) and issues that affected her past (like her lapses of faith in Rose when she became pregnant with Steven and when most of her army were killed by Homeworld), until it finally shows what actually happened when Rose Quartz shattered Pink Diamond.

So, here’s the big spoiler: Rose was Pink Diamond. She shapeshifted to take the form of a Quartz, only confiding in her feelings towards Homeworld’s empire to Pearl for fear that after all her begging to be taken seriously as a commander, she would be severely punished for daring to not quash the inhabitants of a potential colony as the other Diamonds would. When she couldn't bear to be a Diamond anymore, she had Pearl shapeshift into Rose Quartz, appear to shatter her in front of everyone, and Pink Diamond lived out the rest of her days as Rose Quartz.

I can definitely see the argument that this is convoluted or shows Rose was far more callous than we’ve always been led to believe, but as far as I’m concerned, that’s the point. To be honest, I thought it was fitting given that Jungle Moon previously showed Pink Diamond made demands eerily similar to what Rose eventually got, it explains Rose’s animosity towards Bismuth’s desire to shatter evil Gems, and provides setup that seems set to lead into the teased episode about Ruby and Sapphire coming to terms with the truth about Rose. I even feel like it retroactively reinforces how much I liked Storm In The Room from last season, as seeing Steven come to terms with his relationship with Rose after finding out she was less of a role model than he thought served as buildup for him to be able to bear finding out the truth about her.

On top of that, it’s interesting to see the show give some more concrete backstory to Pearl, and like Can’t Go Back, this is an intense episode to watch with the emotions it tackles, and as far as I’m concerned does a good job of it. So yeah, for those of you who want to know who shattered Pink Diamond at last, here’s your answer.

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Conclusion

The big twist of A Single Pale Rose wasn't without precedent; in interviews in the past, Rebecca Sugar said that ‘Rose Quartz is a really awful person’. Up until this point, to be honest, I hadn’t bought it- sure, she was insensitive to Pearl and shattering Pink Diamond seemed like a fairly aggressive thing to do, but not really bad enough to call her ‘really awful’. Now, I absolutely do buy it. Rose effectively sold her subjects a lie and got most of them killed because she was too cowardly to be honest with the Diamonds, and her inability to make Pearl understand her feelings towards Greg before she became Steven led to years of animosity between two people she loved. She was emotionally immature at best and awful at worst.

Exploring the moral grey area this revelation brings opens up a lot of possibilities, some of which already seem to be in the works for the show. I think what I’d like to see is the show teaching that you can condemn the bad things people do and still appreciate the good things they do if they were a positive formative influence on you, and that malicious action and malicious intent are not the same. 

If the show keeps the momentum of Rose’s arc going, we could have some excellent stories- seeing Ruby and Sapphire’s reaction is already in the pipeline, and I’ll be fascinated to see how learning the truth about Rose affects Greg and how finding out Steven is descended from a Diamond affects characters like Lapis, Peridot or Connie. Where will the show go from here? I’m not sure, but I’m very excited to see. 

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find something a little less emotionally intense to watch for a while. Maybe I should finally get round to watching Bojack Horseman?